i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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