normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We left the knife in your bed.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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