maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
