just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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