I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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