NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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