i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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