Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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