i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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