Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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