only if we run a train.
done.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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