You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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