Can i not drive my cunt home
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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