oh god the rape fog is back!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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