Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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