Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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