Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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