I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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