i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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