I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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