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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm really busy with my period
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