i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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