I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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