Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
if you like me you must not know who I am
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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