He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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