I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
