Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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