I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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