Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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