just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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