she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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