would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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