You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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