I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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