Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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