There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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