Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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