Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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