There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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