no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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