he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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