shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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