You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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