I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
