Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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