dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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