i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Randomize
