Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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