Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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