how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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