Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Buhtt sex?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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